i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize