I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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