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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm on page 4.

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Im on beer infinity

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(512): View more from Texas

I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You left your underwear on the fireplace

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(941): View more from Florida

He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight

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