talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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