There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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