There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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