Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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