yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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