Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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