Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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