Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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