Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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