Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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