your thong is hanging out like whoa
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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