this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
How external is "for external use only"?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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