i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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