drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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