actually, I'm a sock model
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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