Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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