Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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