Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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