i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just invented taco cereal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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