So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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