Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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