I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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