You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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