now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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