he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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