No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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