when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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