so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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