I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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