I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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