Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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