He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
