what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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