summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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