ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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