I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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