omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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