what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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