no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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