Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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