that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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