My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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