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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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