wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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