He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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