i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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