My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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