1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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