I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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