its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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