Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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